Jubal’s News

  • People spend more time SHOPPING over the holidays than with their family.  Makes sense, I mean the products you buy don’t constantly ask why you’re single.
  • There’s a woman in Florida who is already CAMPED OUT in front of Best Buy waiting for “black Friday”.  Either that or one of those “Occupy” protesters decided to sleep there and is about to get the deal of a lifetime!
  • Half of Americans have RE-GIFTED presents.  Take the Kardashians for example; they keep re-gifting their Chlamydia.
  • 64% of Men Say They’d Spend More Time With Their Wives or Girlfriends If They Knew More About SPORTS.  Oh, and also if they would ever stop talking.
  • There are TWO MILLION people in America that are over 90-years-old.  And yes, they ALL want you to get off their lawn!

VIDEO: This should really help get rid of the blond jokes.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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