Jubal’s News

  • Researchers have discovered that you can actually SMELL someone’s personality.  And today, my personality ate way too much Thai food last night.  Get it?  I was making a fart joke.  No, screw YOU.
  • A businessman from New York is trying to make ATM FEES a thing of the past by charging for advertisements before you make a transaction.  Although I’m sure the banks will figure out some way to charge us for watching the ads too.
  • A 10-year-old SAVED her mother’s life by using CPR that she learned from watching “Grey’s Anatomy”.  When asked how she feels the kid said something in a one-sided, fast-paced, convoluted dialogue that she also learned from watching “Grey’s Anatomy”.
  • A man was ARRESTED for smoking crack with a prostitute when he accidentally called 911.  Oh man, if I had a nickel . . .
  • Over $129,000 in GUNS were bought in America during Black Friday.  In other words, watch you back Kardashians . . . America’s finally had enough.

VIDEO: A Chicago news anchor is taking a bunch of heat for saying that Santa Claus isn’t real on live TV.  WHAT??? Santa isn’t real????  Check it out . . . she says it toward the end of the video.

Shopping Mall Santas Scaling Back Kids’ Expectations, Profiling Parents: MyFoxCHICAGO.com

(Image Courtesy: Damien Cox. Creative Commons)

About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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