Jubal’s News (03/15/12)

  • The average American THROWS AWAY 33 pounds of food each month.  To read more on this study simply log on to “things that in no way pertain to Christina Aguilera.com”.
  • President Obama revealed his BRACKET for March Madness . . . and yes, half of the country already disapproves.
  • A Bulgarian man was arrested for trying to smuggle poisonous SNAKES onto a bus.  He would’ve gotten away with it too, if Samuel L. Jackson hadn’t shown up.
  • A new survey shows that most Americans have NO IDEA who St. Patrick is.  That’s crazy, EVERYONE knows he’s the patron saint of getting belligerent, speaking in a horrible Irish accent and waking up in the morning next to someone you’ll regret.
  • Schools are going to be able to choose whether or not they buy HAMBURGER that contains lean finely textured beef known as “pink slime”.  Not to worry if they choose not to, Paula Deen has already got dibs on any unused slime.  That stuff is delicious when you add a couple sticks of butter to it.

VIDEO: Here’s what drinking a milkshake at 100 mph looks like.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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