Jubal’s News (04/02/12)

  • More than 70% of Americans would RATHER do their taxes or go to the dentist than go swimsuit shopping.  Not me though, but that’s only because I look GREAT in a thong bikini.
  • Jeremy Lin has been SIDELINED with a major injury.  Yup, apparently he strained his over exposer muscle.
  • A renowned long-distance runner’s BODY was found near a national forest in New Mexico over the weekend.  In all fairness though, if you’re in New Mexico, are you really living?
  • Police in Florida ARRESTED a mail carrier for using her route as a marijuana delivery service.  Well you know what they say, “neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow . . . except Funyons, we’ll stop delivering for a little while if you’ve got Funyons.”
  • Starbucks uses crushed bugs to give their strawberry Frappuccino it’s PINK COLOR.  However, if you’re drinking a strawberry Frappuccino and calling it your “morning coffee”, you kind of deserve it.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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