Jubal’s News (05/21/12)

  • A vandal in Seattle broke into a car, didn’t take anything but left dozens of TORTILLAS in the car.  Pure evil.  He needs to be stopped.  What kind of sicko breaks into a car, scatters it with tortillas and DOESN’T leave any guacamole?
  • 7-Eleven is now offering SUGAR FREE Slurpees.  This is kind of like your local strip club offering fully clothed lap dances.
  • A blind Chinese activist FLED his house arrest and arrived in New York CIty over the weekend.  Well actually he just walked from the bedroom to the living room, but they told him he made it to New York.
  • Bono’s investment in Facebook has made him the RICHEST musician in the world.  Sources say he can’t wait to purchase more self-righteousness.
  • 83% of people say that it’s BETTER to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all.  Interesting, what did they say about receiving random hand-relief from a stranger in an alley?  No reason really, just a question.

VIDEO: Look at this angry sheep beat up this fisherman.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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