Jubal’s News (06/11/12)

  • An Ohio woman is SUING the police department who towed her Saturn for $500 billion.  Wow, imagine what she’d be asking for if she had a Kia.
  • Ikea has come under FIRE from environmentalists for clear-cutting forests.  It’s also come under fire by me for ruining my Sunday afternoon from trying to put together a stupid night stand.
  • A thief stole 400,000 TOOTHPICKS from a warehouse in Georgia.  Sounds like SOMEONE is going to have a kick ass hors d’oeuvre party!
  • A St. Louis woman who was detained for shop lifting at a Walmart was ARRESTED after she started cooking meth in the holding room.  Wait?  a Walmart customer using meth?  Now I’ve heard everything!
  • Researchers say that kids who WATCH a lot of TV are less likely to eat healthy.  Especially if they are watching cooking shows featuring Paula Deen.

VIDEO: I hope this old guy did well on the show, he’ll be needing some dental work.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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