Jubal’s News (06/29/12)


  • William Shatner’s pants FELL DOWN while going through airport security.  The strangest part of this story, it just made me incredibly horny.
  • Barack Obama’s healthcare plan was UPHELD this week.  This makes me sick, I should probably see a doctor about it.
  • A new, $2.4 billion terminal is being BUILT at the Las Vegas airport.  It will house international flights as well as all the broken dreams you can handle.
  • A California councilman has been charged with accepting BRIBES from medial marijuana dispensaries.  Yeah, apparently they gave him all the Taco Bell Dorito Tacos he could handle.
  • David Beckham FAILED to make it on to Britain’s Olympic soccer team.  I’m sure he’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his mattress made entirely of money next to his outrageously hot wife.

VIDEO: Here’s a Polish commercial featuring Mike Tyson. That’s all I have to say about this.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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