Jubal’s News (07/30/12)

  • According to a new study, DIET is more important than exercise if you want to lose weight.  However if you really want to lose weight there’s only one sure-fire way . . . meth.
  • A guy in L.A. was arrested for having prostitutes PARADE through a parking lot for prospective clients.  Interesting, I wonder if Matt Lauer and Al Roker were on hand for this parade too?
  • The inventor of the treadmill has PASSED AWAY at 96-years-old.  No word on the time of death . . . mostly because doctors had a towel draped over the clock so they didn’t have to look at it.
  • An Oregon man was arrested for washing his junk in a DRINKING FOUNTAIN.  Wait?  You can get arrested for that?  What about office break room water fountains?  I’m asking for a friend.
  • Experts predict that over 67,000 CELL PHONES will be lost or stolen during this year’s Olympics.  And, if there’s a God in heaven, one of those will be Lolo Jones’s and it will feature nothing but nude pictures.  What?  A kid can dream right?
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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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