Jubal’s News (07/31/12)

  • A mysterious “MONSTER ANIMAL” washed up on the beach in New York.  At first people panicked, until they realized it was just Snooki sunbathing.
  • Newt Gingrich says that he’s “very comfortable” with NOT SPEAKING at the GOP’s national convention next month.  However he will NEVER be comfortable with the wedgie he receives everyday from bullies for being named “Newt”.
  • A new study shows that drinking caffeinated energy drinks mixed with alcohol can lead to CASUAL SEX.  I call bull!  I’ve been drinking vodka Redbulls all morning long and you know what I’ve got?  NOTHING!
  • MASSIVE BLACKOUTS in India have left 600 million without power.  So, if you’ve been having trouble reaching customer service about your cable bill . . . there’s the reason why.
  • A new study shows that women are more prone to ROAD RAGE than men.  Especially if they’re driving around their aunt Flo.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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