Jubal’s News (08/06/12)

  • Maria Sharapova tops the list of the HIGHEST PAID female Olympians.  Wow, that AND the number one spot in my spank-bank?  What an honor.
  • NASA is developing SPACE TAXIS.  So, good news for people who want to be driven to space by some dude who talks too much and sort of smells like poo.
  • Jenna Jameson has ENDORSED Mitt Romney for President.  Apparently she thinks he’ll do a better job screwing Americans than her.
  • Researchers have found that human teeth are just as STRONG as shark teeth.  Interesting, then why did that girl at the gym get so judgey when I bit her yesterday?
  • Usain Bolt is the FASTEST man alive.  Big deal, the other day I ate an entire box of Mac-n-Cheese in one bite. Can Usain do that?

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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