- Maria Sharapova tops the list of the HIGHEST PAID female Olympians. Wow, that AND the number one spot in my spank-bank? What an honor.
- NASA is developing SPACE TAXIS. So, good news for people who want to be driven to space by some dude who talks too much and sort of smells like poo.
- Jenna Jameson has ENDORSED Mitt Romney for President. Apparently she thinks he’ll do a better job screwing Americans than her.
- Researchers have found that human teeth are just as STRONG as shark teeth. Interesting, then why did that girl at the gym get so judgey when I bit her yesterday?
- Usain Bolt is the FASTEST man alive. Big deal, the other day I ate an entire box of Mac-n-Cheese in one bite. Can Usain do that?
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