Jubal’s News (10/02/12)

  • Flint, Michigan has been named the most DANGEROUS CITY in the United States.  Interesting, I would’ve thought it was anywhere that Amanda Bynes is driving.
  • Ikea has DELETED women from the Saudi edition of its catalog.  However, after they were done there were still two random left-over chicks that they have no idea where they came from.
  • The new CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, has given birth to a BABY BOY.  The family hasn’t chosen a name yet, but rest assured, they’re Googling their options.
  • The owner of the New York Jets says that he’d rather have Mitt Romney win the ELECTION than to have a winning football season.  Well then, THAT explains why the Jets keep playing the way the are.
  • The first Presidential DEBATE goes down tomorrow.  Nobody will be watching though because I think TLC is doing a 3-hour-special on Honey Boo Boo farting.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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