- The Top 10 WORST HALLOWEEN CANDIES for children… and Jose already had ALL of them for breakfast!
- A new study shows that 25 percent of people are addicted to SAVING MONEY. That’s crazy . . . I mean that they were able to find enough people with jobs to conduct this study.
- The singer Meat Loaf has ENDORSED Mitt Romney for President. In other words, Mitt Romney is STILL waiting for someone cool to endorse him.
- Scientists have detected an enormous GAS STORM on Saturn. Yeah, apparently Saturn had too much Mexican last night as well.
- A new study shows that beautiful people are BORING. This study was obviously conducted by ugly people.
- According to research, men are better MULTITASKERS than women. That’s not true! I’ve seen plenty of women who could cook AND clean at the same time.
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