- A new study shows that people who vent their anger LIVE LONGER. This just in: my ex-girlfriend will live forever.
- A Spirit Airlines jet CRASHED into another parked airplane at the Fort Luaderdale-Hollywood International Airport the other day. There were no injuries but all the passengers have been charged with a $35 “being in an airplane that hits another parked airplane” fee.
- The House APPROVED the Senate’s plan to avoid the fiscal cliff. And no, I don’t know what any of that meant.
- A club has OPENED in Denver that allows people to smoke marijuana. When asked if they were having a good time patrons simply stared blankly for 2 minutes before ranting about government conspiracies.
- There’s a new cosmetic surgery TREND of freezing off fat. Ah, that explains why Jessica Simpson has moved to Antarctica.
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