Jubal's News (01/02/13)

  • A new study shows that people who vent their anger LIVE LONGER.  This just in: my ex-girlfriend will live forever.
  • A Spirit Airlines jet CRASHED into another parked airplane at the Fort Luaderdale-Hollywood International Airport the other day.  There were no injuries but all the passengers have been charged with a $35 “being in an airplane that hits another parked airplane” fee.
  • The House APPROVED the Senate’s plan to avoid the fiscal cliff.  And no, I don’t know what any of that meant.
  • A club has OPENED in Denver that allows people to smoke marijuana.  When asked if they were having a good time patrons simply stared blankly for 2 minutes before ranting about government conspiracies.
  • There’s a new cosmetic surgery TREND of freezing off fat.  Ah, that explains why Jessica Simpson has moved to Antarctica.

 

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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