- According to a study done by Durex condoms 96% of people say that sex is BETTER when there’s a connection. Well of course, I mean how are you supposed to have sex when there’s no Internet?
- Disney has SHUT DOWN LucasArts leaving 150 Star Wars workers out of jobs. Don’t worry though, those workers should be fine . . . since they probably still live in their mother’s basement.
- Jackson, Mississippi has been ranked the WORST PLACE in the country for allergies. Sweet, I’ve got one more reason to NOT visit Jackson, Mississippi.
- The state of Florida is celebrating its 500th ANNIVERSARY. So congrats old people and rednecks! This Bud’s for you.
- Dunkin’ Donuts is testing a breakfast SANDWICH that uses donuts as buns. It comes with free coffee and an insulin syringe.
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