The REAL REASON You Forget People's Names (04/22/13)

  • Experts have found that when you FORGET someone’s name after meeting them it’s because your brain deems them unimportant.  I learned about this study from my really good friend . . . um, what’s his name?
  • A 79-year-old Florida woman who was practicing to get her driver’s license DROVE her car into a Target store.  Who can blame her?  I mean have you seen the deals lately?
  • One in three women get FASHION TIPS from celebrities.  I don’t see a problem with this, UNLESS that celebrity is named Christina Aguilera.
  • Apple KEEPS every question you ask Siri for two years.  Um, Siri . . . . exactly how many things that I’ve asked you are punishable by law?
  • A Cincinnati Reds player hit a HOME RUN after a batboy with down syndrome asked him to.  I’d had a similarly inspirational situation happen the other day when this old lady asked me to carry her groceries to her car.  I actually thought twice about doing it before I told her to move it along because she was holding up the line.  But yeah, I totally thought about it.

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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