- According to polls, one in ten couples in long-term relationships don’t LIVE TOGETHER. They’re known as “the happy ones”.
- A Connecticut man has been arrested for SHOPLIFTING 102 bottles of nail polish. Police have charged him with theft along with being absolutely fabulous!
- The NFL draft takes place TOMORROW. Manti Te’o’s girlfriend is super excited.
- The average person BREAKS THE LAW 260 times per year. So congrats Lindsay Lohan . . . you’re finally above average at something!
- According to DNA research, everyone with red hair is distantly RELATED . . . to SATAN!
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