The DUMBEST BET Somebody Made Against the Seahawks

  • A furniture store in Houston ran a promotion saying that if the Seahawks won the Super Bowl people would get a FULL REFUND on their furniture.  It’s cost them millions.  Don’t you EVER try to come up against the Seahawks with a mediocre promotion like that.
     

  • Porno viewing in Denver SKYROCKETED after the Super Bowl.  Interesting, after that game I’d figure the last thing Broncos fans would want to see was another pounding.

 

  • There’s a petition on Change.org calling for the first ever CHUBBY Disney Princess.  I guess she will be pursued by Prince Average?

 

  • A thief was busted breaking in to a mall and having sex with a MANNEQUIN.  The craziest part of this story?  It just made me really, really horny.

 

  • Chicago’s murder rate has DROPPED 50% because of the polar vortex.  That make sense, I mean who wants to kill someone if you have to wear a jacket?

 

(Image Courtesy: Dave Sizer. Creative Commons)

 

About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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