A furniture store in Houston ran a promotion saying that if the Seahawks won the Super Bowl people would get a FULL REFUND on their furniture. It’s cost them millions. Don’t you EVER try to come up against the Seahawks with a mediocre promotion like that.
- Porno viewing in Denver SKYROCKETED after the Super Bowl. Interesting, after that game I’d figure the last thing Broncos fans would want to see was another pounding.
- There’s a petition on Change.org calling for the first ever CHUBBY Disney Princess. I guess she will be pursued by Prince Average?
- A thief was busted breaking in to a mall and having sex with a MANNEQUIN. The craziest part of this story? It just made me really, really horny.
- Chicago’s murder rate has DROPPED 50% because of the polar vortex. That make sense, I mean who wants to kill someone if you have to wear a jacket?
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