Before he established himself as the Prince of Pop Justin Bieber apparently wanted to be a rapper. This rap about his “cannon” (his penis) recently surfaced.
Terrible? Not totally. Weird and awkward? Well, it’s a 14 year old rapping about girl’s touching his downstairs, so yes very much so.
Some of the lyrics read:
“Hey young, wanna have some fun? You can play with my cannon.”
And making sure you know that he’s not married at 14:
“No ring on my finger to hold me down.”