14 Year Old Justin Bieber Raps About His Junk

14 Year Old Justin Bieber Raps About His Junk

Before he established himself as the Prince of Pop Justin Bieber apparently wanted to be a rapper. This rap about his “cannon” (his penis) recently surfaced.

Terrible? Not totally. Weird and awkward? Well, it’s a 14 year old rapping about girl’s touching his downstairs, so yes very much so.

Some of the lyrics read:

“Hey young, wanna have some fun? You can play with my cannon.”

And making sure you know that he’s not married at 14:

“No ring on my finger to hold me down.”

About CJ

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. I chose to be a disappointment. I grew up in the small town of Shelton, WA. A child of ADHD and too much sugar I was always quick to make a joke and never short on things to say. After trying my hand in the real world and failing miserably I decided to see if anyone cared what loud noises came out of my mouth. The jury’s still out. Join me laughing at my own jokes on the weekends.

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