14 Year Old Justin Bieber Raps About His Junk

Before he established himself as the Prince of Pop Justin Bieber apparently wanted to be a rapper. This rap about his “cannon” (his penis) recently surfaced.

Terrible? Not totally. Weird and awkward? Well, it’s a 14 year old rapping about girl’s touching his downstairs, so yes very much so.

Some of the lyrics read:

“Hey young, wanna have some fun? You can play with my cannon.”

And making sure you know that he’s not married at 14:

“No ring on my finger to hold me down.”

About CJ

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. I chose to be a disappointment. I grew up in the small town of Shelton, WA. A child of ADHD and too much sugar I was always quick to make a joke and never short on things to say. After trying my hand in the real world and failing miserably I decided to see if anyone cared what loud noises came out of my mouth. The jury’s still out. Join me laughing at my own jokes on the weekends.

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