The Most OUTRAGEOUS Vending Machine Ever!

  • Vancouver, B.C. is home to the first ever crack pipe VENDING MACHINE.  It’s also the first ever vending machine that will rob you.

 

  • 70% of women would rather get a GIFT for Valentine’s Day than sex.  In my experience both things will be equally disappointing.

 

  • According to a new study, you’re more likely to remember UGLY FACES than beautiful ones.  This is true, I remember ever single late night hookup I’ve ever had.

 

  • The guy who made the hit game “Flappy Bird” has PULLED IT from the app store saying that the game has ruined his life.  It’s ruined mine too.  I’ve become so addicted to it, the other day I performed sexual favors in an alley just to get a cheat code.

 

  • In America you’d have to work 24 minutes at a minimum wage job to be able to AFFORD a beer.  Why not do what I do, and just drink on the job?

 

(Image Courtesy: Alan Levine. Creative Commons)

 

About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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