- Vancouver, B.C. is home to the first ever crack pipe VENDING MACHINE. It’s also the first ever vending machine that will rob you.
- 70% of women would rather get a GIFT for Valentine’s Day than sex. In my experience both things will be equally disappointing.
- According to a new study, you’re more likely to remember UGLY FACES than beautiful ones. This is true, I remember ever single late night hookup I’ve ever had.
- The guy who made the hit game “Flappy Bird” has PULLED IT from the app store saying that the game has ruined his life. It’s ruined mine too. I’ve become so addicted to it, the other day I performed sexual favors in an alley just to get a cheat code.
- In America you’d have to work 24 minutes at a minimum wage job to be able to AFFORD a beer. Why not do what I do, and just drink on the job?
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