Sex Advice from Mrs. Duggar

Sex Advice from Mrs. Duggar

You know that TV show about the family that had 5937 kids?

 

Ok, not 5937, but pretty darn close. “19 Kids & Counting,” the story of the Duggar family. Well, if you thought to yourself “I shouldn’t take sex advice from someone with that many kids,” you and I would have something in common. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what you’re about to get.

 

Enjoy. [TheFrisky]

 


 

Michelle Duggar shared her number one, most important “romance” tip — to say yes to sex even when you’re tired – on “The Today Show”‘s website. In addition to having sex when you’re sleep deprived and don’t feel like it, the mom of 19 recommends abstaining from period sex because “when you’ve missed it for seven days, you look forward to it even more.”

She also suggests denying yourself sex for 80 days after giving birth to a girl and 40 days after having a boy, in accordance with Old Testament traditions. Let me just write this all down so I don’t forget. Thanks, Michelle Duggar!

 


 

Brb, gonna go throw up.

 

Justin

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He was the kid that you probably hated in elementary school. Loud, obnoxious, and attention-seeking, Justin was intent on getting what he wanted at all costs. After too many summers spent in some form of a plaster-cast, he settled for what his teachers couldn't stand: TALKING! As it turns out, it worked!

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