Woman Trying to Become REAL LIFE Barbie Doll

  • A woman recently spent $42,000 on plastic surgery to look like BARBIE.  Now she’s undergoing procedures to make her dumb like Barbie.  Why?  She already sounds really stupid to me.

     

  • According to a new study people in New Mexico LAST LONGER in bed.  Well duh, everyone knows that meth helps you last longer.

 

  • Surveys say that women are way faster at BREAKING UP than men are.  Well not technically, men break up earlier . . we just live by the Tiger Woods’ school of “it’ll work itself out eventually”.

 

  • Facebook just BOUGHT the text messaging app WhatsApp for $19 billion.  This story would be way more interesting if I had any idea what WhatsApp was.

 

  • There’s a scam email going around that TRICKS YOU into opening it by telling you that one of your friends died.  That’s so dumb, I would never open up an email saying one of my friends died . . . a Snapchat maybe, but an email?  No way.

 

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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