A woman recently spent $42,000 on plastic surgery to look like BARBIE. Now she’s undergoing procedures to make her dumb like Barbie. Why? She already sounds really stupid to me.
According to a new study people in New Mexico LAST LONGER in bed. Well duh, everyone knows that meth helps you last longer.
- Surveys say that women are way faster at BREAKING UP than men are. Well not technically, men break up earlier . . we just live by the Tiger Woods’ school of “it’ll work itself out eventually”.
- Facebook just BOUGHT the text messaging app WhatsApp for $19 billion. This story would be way more interesting if I had any idea what WhatsApp was.
- There’s a scam email going around that TRICKS YOU into opening it by telling you that one of your friends died. That’s so dumb, I would never open up an email saying one of my friends died . . . a Snapchat maybe, but an email? No way.
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