This Girl Scout is a Freaking Genius!

  • 13 year old girl scout is a freaking GENIUS when it comes to selling girl scout cookies… find out her secret!

 

  • The guy who just sold the app WhatsApp to Facebook for $19 million once applied for a job there and got REJECTED.  Well, maybe if he’s lucky they might hire him now.  I mean he’ll need the money.

 

  • An Iowa man was arrested for using a FORKLIFT to try and get a twix bar out of a vending machine.  That’s ridiculous; Snickers yes, but a Twix bar?  Totally not worth it.

 

  • Only 3% of women PREFER a man who is uncircumcised.  What about a man who’s thingy has a smiley face tattooed on the front of it?  I’m asking for a friend.

 

  • The HAPPIEST state in the U.S. is now North Dakota.  Mostly because it’s the one place the Kardashians have never visited.

 

  • Americans now HATE North Korea more than Iran . . . but still not as much as they despise healthy eating and working out.

 

(Image Courtesy: brian. Creative Commons)

 

About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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