- 67% of us HAVEN’T SEEN any of the movies nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. But we HAVE all seen Grown Ups 2, so I think we’re doing okay.
- The average person puts on PAJAMAS at 9:11 PM. The average Walmart shopper never takes them off.
- Two guys in New York were busted for COW SEX. One was doing it, the other one was filming it. Wait a second . . . you can get in trouble for that!? Dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have believed my friend Johnny.
- A guy in Florida says he overcame his fear of spiders by getting a giant spider TATTOO on his face . . . and now, everyone he meets has a fear of him.
- A 96-year-old man bit into a rat tail that was BAKED in his birthday cake. That’s crazy! 96-years-old and still crossing things off his bucket list. YOLO.
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