67% of Americans HAVE NOT Done This Yet…

  • 67% of us HAVEN’T SEEN any of the movies nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars.  But we HAVE all seen Grown Ups 2, so I think we’re doing okay.

 

  • The average person puts on PAJAMAS at 9:11 PM.  The average Walmart shopper never takes them off.

 

  • Two guys in New York were busted for COW SEX.  One was doing it, the other one was filming it.  Wait a second . . . you can get in trouble for that!?  Dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have believed my friend Johnny.

 

  • A guy in Florida says he overcame his fear of spiders by getting a giant spider TATTOO on his face . . . and now, everyone he meets has a fear of him.

 

  • A 96-year-old man bit into a rat tail that was BAKED in his birthday cake.  That’s crazy!  96-years-old and still crossing things off his bucket list.  YOLO.

 

(Image Courtesy: Andy Rennie. Creative Commons)

 

About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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