Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie Breaks Twitter Record!

  • Ellen DeGeneres’ Oscar SELFIE becomes the most retweeted Tweet EVER…
  • The new haircare TREND is using conditioner first and shampoo second.  It works, my downstairs hair has never looked so silky smooth.
  • A man is suing McDonald’s for $1.5 million because they gave him only 1 NAPKIN.  Giving him high cholesterol and diabetes is cool, but how dare you short him on his napkins!
  • Two guys in Baltimore ROBBED a woman while she was in labor . . . and to make matters worse that kid is about to rob her of 18-years of her life.
  • Quiznos is preparing to file for BANKRUPTCY . . . but at least it will be on a toasted bun.
  • A teenager got kicked off of Vine and Twitter for posting EVIDENCE that he had sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket.  That’s disgusting!  Ham and cheese?  At least make it the pizza flavor!

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About Jubal

Jubal Flagg is a standup comedian, radio host, television personality and comedy writer. Known for his quick wit and keen and often strange observations, Jubal has been entertaining audiences on-stage and on the radio for over 10 years. Jubal currently hosts “Brooke and Jubal in the Morning” and can be seen throughout the country as a regular on FOX TV’s Dish Nation. Along with making people laugh on a daily basis by hosting one of the most popular radio shows in Seattle, Jubal also writes and produces comedy bits and daily topical jokes that are used by radio stations nationwide. In other words; he loves the craft of comedy so much that he even writes jokes for his “competition”. The son of two ministers, Jubal attributes his quirky sense of humor to, well, growing up with the name Jubal.

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