- 11% of Americans THINK HTML is an STD. Understandable, there’s a lot of HTML out there that has made me do sexual things . . . to myself . . . on a Tuesday afternoon (okay, I’ll stop).
- There’s a new app that teaches you HOW TO pleasure women by licking the screen on your phone. Well it teaches you how to pleasure a woman AND get MRSA in your mouth.
- Students in Florida are using their prom money to HELP a teacher suffering from breast cancer. Wait a second, something positive coming from the state of Florida? I refuse to believe it.
- According to new research, HANGOVERS don’t deter people from drinking the next night. Scientists conducted this study by spending a weekend with me.
- Remember the guy who conquered his fear of spiders by getting a spider tattoo on his face? Well now he’s back in the news for ATTACKING his girlfriend. That’s so strange normally dudes with face tattoos are so level-headed.
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