- The monocle is making a COMEBACK as a fashion accessory. I’m sure Kanye West will want to take credit for this too.
- An Italian man hired an escort that turned out to be his son’s GIRLFRIEND. Can somebody say friends and family discount?! Good for him!
- A drunk New Zealand man broke into a house and made himself a honey, cayenne OMELET. Good work, I can’t even make something like that sober.
- The army’s top sexual assault prosecutor has been allegedly SUSPENDED for sexual assaulting a female employee, at a sexual assault conference. One thing is for sure, that guy is passionate about one thing and one thing only.
- Vine has officially BANNED porn from their site. Not to worry though you can still find naked chicks on ANY OTHER WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET.
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