- Researchers have found that women get turned on just by TOUCHING men’s underwear. Really? Then why does my girlfriend complain so much about doing my laundry?
- A new study says that having sex on a first date has NO EFFECT on if the guy will call you again. Sweet, so there’s still a chance he might call? Um, I mean, that’s interesting.
- A family was HOSPITALIZED after eating a steak from Walmart that was laced with LSD. I think the worst part about this story is that they were actually eating a steak from Walmart.
- A mom in Florida BEAT UP a 12-year-old for bullying her daughter. No better way to teach someone about bullying then to bully them yourselves right?
- A couple in Montana is accused of making their two-year-old SMOKE POT because it “mellow him out”. Shhhh, you hear that? Off in the distance? That’s the sound of every parent of a two-year-old secretly getting a new idea.
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