Women Can Get Turned On Just By Touching WHAT?!?

• Researchers have found that women get turned on just by TOUCHING men’s underwear.  Really?  Then why does my girlfriend complain so much about doing my laundry?

• A new study says that having sex on a first date has NO EFFECT on if the guy will call you again.  Sweet, so there’s still a chance he might call?  Um, I mean, that’s interesting.

• A family was HOSPITALIZED after eating a steak from Walmart that was laced with LSD.  I think the worst part about this story is that they were actually eating a steak from Walmart.

• A mom in Florida BEAT UP a 12-year-old for bullying her daughter.  No better way to teach someone about bullying then to bully them yourselves right?

• A couple in Montana is accused of making their two-year-old SMOKE POT because it “mellow him out”.  Shhhh, you hear that?  Off in the distance?  That’s the sound of every parent of a two-year-old secretly getting a new idea.

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