- According to a new study, your 5th sexual partner is the one you should MARRY. No way, that dude, or chick, or whatever it was is definitely NOT marriage material.
- An underwear company is offering a $50,000 insurance policy in case your junk is CUT OFF. Wow, looks like it’s time for me to cash in. I’d rather have $50,000 more than this little thing.
- The state of Mississippi watches the most GAY PORN. I knew I liked Mississippi for some reason. Uh, I mean, that’s an interesting stat isn’t it?
- KFC has a new sandwich called the “BIG BOSS” . . . although it should be called the Big Clot.
- A drunk guy in Boston busted in to the police department and started YELLING at cops to get out of his house . . . which is interesting considering that because of that act, that REALLY is his new home.
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