- The Top TRENDY BABY NAMES of 2014 include: Persephone, Glory and Apollo… How did “Jubal” not make the list???
- A new study shows that having a NAGGING HUSBAND can save your life. On the other hand though, having a nagging wife can make you want to kill yourself.
- People are complaining about the Red Hot Chili Peppers being SHIRTLESS during the Super Bowl halftime performance. So am I! Mostly just because it made me way too horny.
- There is a new form of gonorrhea that is INCURABLE. Thanks a lot Ke$sha.
- Police SHUT DOWN an entire street to search for a guy’s missing junk. Perverts!
- Today is Pi DAY! Shhh, listen, you hear that? Way off in the distance? That’s a nerdgasm.
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