Courtney Love “Finds” Missing Plane

Don’t worry, everybody. We’ve got our best (wo)man on the case: Courtney Love.”

The only world in which I can imagine that sentence gives hope to anyone is if they were sniffing out drugs beneath an abandoned bridge.

Great. Just great, Courtney. [TheFrisky]

Nice touch on the “C-L” just so everyone is aware that she’s a famous Microsoft Paint artist, or something. Go home Courtney.


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Justin grew up a country boy in a female-dominated family that smoothed him into the softie he is today. A Seattle radio personality since 2007, he's perfected the art of never taking himself seriously and isn't afraid to cry at movies. Find him riding a scooter (nicknamed "Ivy" after Blue Ivy Carter) through the mean streets of Queen Anne in Seattle or twitter-stalking the Seattle Mariners!