“Walk of Shame” Kit For Sale!

“Walk of Shame” Kit For Sale!

Ladies & gents (but mostly ladies)!

Have you ever made the embarrassing trek home in the early daylight hours after a late night at someone’s place? How desperate were you for a toothbrush? Or maybe underwear? Or a t-shirt that didn’t have Fireball & sweat stains?

Introducing: The Walk of Shame Kit for the low price of $34.99!  Because seriously… you’d probably give someone $100 for just one of the items in this pack, wouldn’t you? [TresSugar]

Let’s see what’s inside, shall we? A dress, flip-flops (“because you can’t run away fast enough in the heels from last night”), a backpack (“to make a quick getaway with all your belongings”), sunglasses, a prepasted toothbrush (“you may not remember where your mouth has been”), wipes, and a call or don’t-call note card to leave behind (“in case he doesn’t remember your name and number, unless you don’t want him to”).

Wait, there’s more. You also get a breast cancer awareness bracelet, because a portion of the proceeds go toward a breast cancer foundation.

GENIUS! Admit it. This is pure genius. And if you’re offended by it… well, you’re probably boring at parties.


About justin

He was the kid that you probably hated in elementary school. Loud, obnoxious, and attention-seeking, Justin was intent on getting what he wanted at all costs. After too many summers spent in some form of a plaster-cast, he settled for what his teachers couldn't stand: TALKING! As it turns out, it worked!