Zach Morris “OkCupid” Dating Profile

Boy, that Zach Morris was a hunk, right? I mean, Slater was pretty badass & Screech was the lovable loser, but “Preppy” sure it had going on.

But the back in the days of Bayside High, they didn’t have the luxury of using, eHarmony, Craigslist (what?), Tinder, or OkCupid to find their ‘true’ soul-mate. Fortunately, thanks to Photoshop and some imagination – we now know what Zach Morris‘s profile on would have looked like!

Enjoy. [ThoughtCatalog]

Zach Morris on OKCupid


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Justin grew up a country boy in a female-dominated family that smoothed him into the softie he is today. A Seattle radio personality since 2007, he's perfected the art of never taking himself seriously and isn't afraid to cry at movies. Find him riding a scooter (nicknamed "Ivy" after Blue Ivy Carter) through the mean streets of Queen Anne in Seattle or twitter-stalking the Seattle Mariners!