- A Seattle man has started a professional CUDDLING SERVICE… Yes, Seriously.
- According to a new study, every guy secretly CHECKS OUT other guy’s packages in the gym locker room. It’s true, and I’ve got hours of secret video footage to prove it! Uh, I mean, I don’t do that . . . gross.
- A man posed as a podiatrist at Walmart so he could LICK women’s toes . . . still not the nastiest thing to happen at Walmart that day.
- The AVERAGE TEENAGER yells at you 59 times per year and asks for money 70 times per year . . . and tell me again why I should want children?
- Undercover cops in Hawaii are allowed, by law, to have sex with PROSTITUTES. This just in; I’m joining the Hawaii police academy.
- Fred Phelps, the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church has DIED . . . and if there is an afterlife he’s now in a homosexual relationship with satan.
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