American “Beagle” Outfitters!

You read that right… American Beagle Outfitters. Matching threads for you & your pooch that you like to FORCE into wearing layers that they don’t want/need.

But it’s pretty smart, when you think about how hugely profitable this market could be – but horrifying when you look at what you’re doing to this animal who’s only desires are to love the *** out of you. [Fashionista]

 American Beagle won’t hit stores until later this spring, but all shoppers who sign up for the waiting list will not only receive 20% off of their purchases, but a dollar from each order will be donated to the ASPCA, with a target goal of $100,000 going to the charity.

Regardless of whether or not this line will really end up on shelves (let’s be real, “slimming doggy jeggings” sound a little fishy to us), you can dress up your pup and share a photo using the hashtag #AEOStyle for a chance to be featured on the website.

Ugh. At least it’s for a good cause. Order yours HERE! #dontdressyourpets


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Justin grew up a country boy in a female-dominated family that smoothed him into the softie he is today. A Seattle radio personality since 2007, he's perfected the art of never taking himself seriously and isn't afraid to cry at movies. Find him riding a scooter (nicknamed "Ivy" after Blue Ivy Carter) through the mean streets of Queen Anne in Seattle or twitter-stalking the Seattle Mariners!