- A restaurant in England is serving a CHEESEBURGER with another cheeseburger cooked inside the patty. It’s like diabetes inception.
- A guy named Christopher Reeves was busted for METH while wearing a Superman shirt. Authorities say they knew he was on meth because he was “able to clean his bathroom with a toothbrush at 3:00 in the morning faster than a speeding bullet”.
- 30% of all parents BORROW MONEY from their kids piggy bank. It’s pretty sad when your 3-year-old has more savings then you do.
- The newest trend on Instagram is for guys to pose with a SOCK on their junk. I plan on doing this, as soon as I can find a sock small enough.
- The zoo in Denmark that killed a perfectly healthy giraffe just did it again to a LION. Finally a zoo I’d like to go to.
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