Brand New Smart Phone PANTS!??

  • A company has created jeans specifically for smartphones that CLEAN the screen each time you put your phone away.  Can it also go back in time and delete drunk texts?  If so, then I’m buying a pair for every day of the week.
  • Chinese doctors removed a three and a half foot JUMP ROPE from a man’s urethra.  I don’t know about you, but this makes me horny . . . I MEAN GAG, IT MAKES ME GAG.
  • A guy who lives with his mom says he has sex with over 200 women a year just by using TWITTER.  He’s now been grounded.
  • A triathlete in Australia was INJURED during a race when a drone fell on her head.  Oh c’mon . . . walk, run, swim and bike it off!
  • According to a new study, the FATTEST CITY in the US is Ashland, Ohio.  So if you’re looking to open a franchise fast food restaurant, there ya go.

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