- Scientists have done research to figure out WHY airplane food never tastes good. Awesome, must mean cancer is no longer an issue, right?
- 57% of married couples think that their marriage will last FOREVER. The other 43% have paid attention to life.
- US Airways accidentally TWEETED hardcore pornography the other day. Finally some decent customer service from the airline industry!
- A Swedish man found a sex toy in a fish’s STOMACH. Great, now I’m gonna be horny all day. Thanks a lot Sweden!
- The 14-year-old girl who tweeted a terroristic threat to American Airlines has been ARRESTED. I don’t know, I still think she might be a terrorist . . . she was able to spell Afghanistan correctly.
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