- A college has BANNED students from taking selfies during graduation. Proving once and for all that there is, in fact, a God.
- A woman outside of Pittsburgh is accused of selling HEROIN while she was in the hospital for intensive care. Talk about being a workaholic.
- 26% of men say that oral pleasure ISN’T IMPORTANT to them. This just in; 26% of men have clearly never experienced oral pleasure.
- According to a new study, the NICEST PEOPLE in the world are elderly women who’s husband has just died. Officially making this the most morbid study ever.
- White supremacists in Virginia RUINED an Easter egg hunt by putting racist messages in eggs. I find it ironic that they were colored eggs.
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