- McDonald’s is giving Ronald McDonald a NEW OUTFIT. This one has a built in insulin regulator.
- According to research, the best way to get ahead at work is to GET DRUNK with your boss. Mostly because there’s a higher likelihood of you getting blackmail photos.
- Women with BIG HIPS are more likely to have a one-night stand. Researchers learned this fact by studying Kim Kardashian.
- Taco Bell is launching a new line of FANCIER RESTAURANTS. So, good news for people who like their diarrhea to have a touch of class.
- Apparently dude ranches have started keeping BIGGER HORSES around because the tourists who visit them are bigger. ‘Cause this is America where we don’t lose weight, we just find a way to make livestock larger to accommodate us. ‘MERRRRCA!
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