- According to a new survey, women say their #1 TURN OFF on a date is if the guy has bad body odor…
- A grandfather called 911 to report his grandson for being LAZY. That’s a nice change, normally it’s to report people being on his lawn.
- According to a survey, the number one thing moms WANT for Mother’s Day is to spend quality time with you. This just in, mothers who take surveys are liars.
- 93% of straight guys have CUDDLED with a another guy. In other words 93% of straight guys are gay.
- Researchers say that watermelon can help men get ERECTIONS. Tell me about it; I don’t know how many times I’ve been kicked out of the produce section for being fully aroused.
- The website Pornhub recently ran a CHARITY where it’s planting trees for Arbor Day. They’ll plant the tree as long as the ground acts like it ordered a pizza.
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