Women Say Their #1 TURN OFF On a Date Is…

  • According to a new survey, women say their #1 TURN OFF on a date is if the guy has bad body odor…
  • A grandfather called 911 to report his grandson for being LAZY.  That’s a nice change, normally it’s to report people being on his lawn.
  • According to a survey, the number one thing moms WANT for Mother’s Day is to spend quality time with you.  This just in, mothers who take surveys are liars.
  • 93% of straight guys have CUDDLED with a another guy.  In other words 93% of straight guys are gay.
  • Researchers say that watermelon can help men get ERECTIONS.  Tell me about it; I don’t know how many times I’ve been kicked out of the produce section for being fully aroused.
  • The website Pornhub recently ran a CHARITY where it’s planting trees for Arbor Day.  They’ll plant the tree as long as the ground acts like it ordered a pizza.
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About Young Jeffrey

Young Jeffrey is the heart and soul of "Brooke & Jubal in the Morning", which is why the show is in desperate need of an organ transplant. Jeffrey says his two greatest accomplishments in life are: 1) making his parents cry at his own bar mitzvah and 2) something that he did in Mexico in 2009 that he's LEGALLY not allowed to disclose. Young Jeffrey's main responsibilities at the station include monitoring the thermostat in the studio and making sure Jose NEVER does his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression on air... some people have said that letting Jeffrey speak into a microphone is "the worst decision in radio history". But that's why Jeff doesn't listen to what his parents have to say. He's just happy to be here.