- A 20-year-old British woman was arrested for joining the MILE HIGH CLUB on a flight to Las Vegas. I think that’s called doing it right.
- Experts say that the most DEPRESSING MOMENT of the week is 1:42 PM on Monday . . . why is that? Is that when the Kardashians come on?
- Not really news, but with Mother’s Day coming up on Sunday . . . here are a bunch of moms taking half-naked SELFIES while their kids watch.
- Scientists have created a PILL that actually vibrates in your colon to help with constipation. No thanks, I only like vibrations in my colon to be done the old fashioned way.
- A conservative political candidate just admitted that he used to work as a DRAG QUEEN. In other words; there’s no difference between him and any other political candidate.
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