- Someone returned a $46 million lotto TICKET to the rightful owner. Some people call that honesty, I call that stupidity.
- People who have a TV in their bedroom have MORE SEX. Well of course, nothing turns me on more than “Law and Order: SVU”.
- Two thirds of us PEE in the water at the beach . . . no wonder it tastes so good. Uh, I mean, gross.
- Almost 1 in 4 women have had an affair with their BOSS. Which is the sole reason most men want to become bosses.
- Men with wives who make MORE MONEY have better sex lives. Obviously, because if they can’t please her they might lose their paycheck.
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