Guy Orders a Junk “Enlarger”… Get’s Something ELSE Instead!

  • A guy filed a complaint because he ordered a junk ENLARGEMENT KIT and they sent him a magnifying glass.  What’s he complaining about, that’s how I’ve been making mine look bigger for years.
  • A zoo mistakenly SHOT a guy wearing a gorilla costume with a tranquilizer dart.  Still more humane than they treat the real gorillas.
  • Starting with Superbowl 50, the NFL will no longer be using ROMAN NUMERALS.  Apparently they think Superbowl L looks dumb . . . and also because most people are too dumb to know what Superbowl L means.
  • Donald Sterling has DROPPED his lawsuit against the NBA and says that he is “moving on”.  Not to worry, he’s just giving up on the lawsuit . . . not his quest for a racially sterile society.
  • 14% of people have had sex in someone else’s HOUSE during a party.  I know I have . . . except I usually go to parties alone; so it’s not that cool.

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About Young Jeffrey

Young Jeffrey is the heart and soul of "Brooke & Jubal in the Morning", which is why the show is in desperate need of an organ transplant. Jeffrey says his two greatest accomplishments in life are: 1) making his parents cry at his own bar mitzvah and 2) something that he did in Mexico in 2009 that he's LEGALLY not allowed to disclose. Young Jeffrey's main responsibilities at the station include monitoring the thermostat in the studio and making sure Jose NEVER does his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression on air... some people have said that letting Jeffrey speak into a microphone is "the worst decision in radio history". But that's why Jeff doesn't listen to what his parents have to say. He's just happy to be here.