- Girls can give THIS NUMBER to sleazy guys to teach them a “lesson”… they’re in a for a SURPRISE when they call it, But does it really help?
- According to research the average dog does $392 in DAMAGE to your stuff each year. Luckily he makes up for it with that little peanut butter trick.
- A guy is suing a hospital for accidentally SHORTENING his junk. Wait, you can sue for that? Does that mean I can sue my parents for these genetics?
- A Kansas woman got a love toy STUCK in her bladder. Oh man, if I had a nickel . . .
- A guy in Montana got a DUI on Friday, because he drove DRUNK to a police station to pick up his wife . . . who’d just gotten busted for driving drunk a few hours earlier. As Grandma always said, “the couple that DUI’s together, stays together”.
- A bunch of guys at a bachelor party in New Mexico found a 10-million-year-old FOSSIL. Unfortunately though, now that fossil is covered in stripper glitter.
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