Best CENSORED Movie Lines

You know when big screen movies are on TV & they have to bleep/censor the swear words, but they usually just cut-in some horrible voiceover that isn’t even REMOTELY close to what the original line is?

I present you the 17 most ridiculous edited-for-TV-movie lines ever (with a whole lot of NSFW language). Enjoy!


About justin

Justin grew up a country boy in a female-dominated family that smoothed him into the softie he is today. A Seattle radio personality since 2007, he's perfected the art of never taking himself seriously and isn't afraid to cry at movies. Find him riding a scooter (nicknamed "Ivy" after Blue Ivy Carter) through the mean streets of Queen Anne in Seattle or twitter-stalking the Seattle Mariners!