- According to Forbes, the key to making more money is SWITCHING JOBS every two years. Unless of course it’s because you keep getting fired for drinking on the job.
- A fishing boat in New York crashed into a dock because the captain was having a THREESOME. He will now be known simply as Captain Awesome.
- An American student in Germany got STUCK in a 13-foot statue of a vagina. Great, thanks to that news story I’m going to be horny all day.
- For the first time ever kids actually want to have the SAME JOBS as their parents when they grow up. That’s because most of them see how awesome being unemployed can be.
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