- Americans are traveling to Norway MUCH MORE now all because of the movie “Frozen”…
- Lebron James has OPTED OUT of his contract with the Miami Heat. Sweet, now that he’s not locked up in a contract, he can finally chase his dreams of working at Kinkos.
- Men are four times more likely to spray air freshener INSTEAD of cleaning. Wait a second . . . that’s not considered cleaning?
- A Tennessee woman was banned from the zoo for jumping into the lion’s cage and trying to feed them COOKIES. She’s lucky she didn’t get banned from living anymore. Idiot.
- A guy in New Hampshire was arrested for standing in front of his window NAKED in an attempt to shock his neighbors. What an idiot. I do the same thing, but it isn’t to shock anyone . . . it’s just for me.
- According to a new survey, American travelers are the best TIPPERS. They’re also the most likely to complain that a French restaurant doesn’t serve Whoppers . . . so, take the good with the bad.
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