- A KFC accidentally served a deep fried HAND TOWEL. Still healthier than a KFC DoubleDown.
- A man bought hundreds of tickets to Transformers in order to IMPRESS a girl who dumped him seven years ago. Then she went and saw the movie, and dumped him again.
- A politician in Michigan wants voters to IGNORE his multiple arrests for pleasuring himself in public. That’s crazy! I mean, I never thought I’d find a politician I can relate to.
- A man in Michigan tried to rob an elderly woman wearing a Batman costume but FAILED. Apparently he kept stopping himself.
- There’s a new device that let’s users literally have SEX with their iPad. In other words; women are officially obsolete. Sorry ladies.
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