- Research shows that women who eat two apples a day are HORNIER than women who don’t. Note to self; next date night will be to an orchard.
- According to a new study men become “INVISIBLE” to younger women at the age of 39 . . . that is, of course, unless they’ve also got $39 million in the bank.
- A man in New York City found a dead rat in the WRAP he got for lunch. Still healthier than eating fast food.
- Germany killed Brazil YESTERDAY in the World Cup 7-1. I feel like there’s some sort of joke about Germans killing things in here . . . nah, probably not.
- A woman found out that her house was a serial killer’s TORTURE CHAMBER after watching a cold case documentary on A & E. It could’ve been worse . . . she could’ve been watching an episode of Hoarders.
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