- Lay’s newest FLAVORS include Mac & Cheese, Mango Salsa, and Cappucino. So if you’re keeping track at home that’s diabetes 5,742 . . . good health, 0.
- Here’s a list of the 10 most ENDANGERED jobs in the US. Thankfully “prostitute” didn’t make the list.
- A Taco Bell employee in Massachusetts SHOT an angry customer with a BB gun. Could’ve been worse . . . they could’ve just given them their food.
- NASA says that we are very close to finding another PLANET similar to Earth. They say it too will be equipped with a fame-whoring Armenian family you can’t get rid of.
- There’s a guy in Brazil who might be 126-YEARS OLD. In other words; he’s catching up to you Joan Rivers!
- A TSA agent held up a guy with a “District of Columbia” LICENSE because they didn’t think that “District of Columbia” was a real place. Not much else I can say about that.
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